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N806WP · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:58 pm Post subject:

#7.

Blueberries
The benefit: Get some erection protection.

Forget Viagra. Mother Nature's original blue potency capsule may do even more for you. "Blueberries are one of the best foods for older men with erectile problems," says Mary Ellen Camire, Ph.D., a professor of food science at the University of Maine. "They're loaded with soluble fiber, which helps push excess cholesterol through your digestive system before it can be broken down, absorbed, and deposited along the walls of your arteries," she says. "They're also packed with compounds that help relax your blood vessels, improving circulation."

The benefit of lower cholesterol and better bloodflow? More blood to the penis and stronger erections as you grow older. For maximum potency and performance, Camire recommends eating a serving of blueberries (fresh or blended into a drink) at least three or four times a week.
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N806WP · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:59 pm Post subject:

#8.

Breakfast Cereal
The benefit: Put some snap, crackle, and pop into your sex life.

Too tired for sex? Check the label on your morning cereal and make sure you're eating a brand loaded with thiamin and riboflavin. Both vitamins help you use energy efficiently, so you'll stop falling asleep in the recliner while watching "Everybody Loves Raymond."

"Thiamin and riboflavin are also vital for the nervous system to function properly," says Ayoob. Better nerve function translates into more stimulation and pleasure during sex. "As you get older, your body has a harder time absorbing the vitamins that keep your nervous system operating at its peak, so you often need to increase your intake," says Lachance.

Fortified breads and cereals are also high in niacin, a vitamin that's essential for the secretion of histamine -- a chemical your body needs in order to trigger explosive sneezes and orgasms. God bless you.
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N806WP · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:59 pm Post subject:

#9.

Steak
The benefit: Keep your relationship sizzling.

Sparks can dwindle after you've been with the same person for a decade or two. An easy way to reignite the relationship? Visit your favorite steak house and sup on some lean sirloin. "The protein in the meat will naturally boost levels of dopamine and norepinephrine, two chemicals in the brain that heighten sensitivity during sex," says Ward.

Your steak's also stuffed with zinc -- a mineral that boosts libido by reducing your body's production of a hormone called prolactin, which may interfere with arousal.

And best of all, eating red meat can help boost your testosterone level while limiting your body's production of SHBG (sex hormone binding globulin) -- a substance that prevents blood flow to the penis and reduces male sexual stamina.
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N806WP · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject:

#10.

Chocolate
The benefit: At long last, you're a sensitive guy.

After your steak, finish the evening with a couple of pieces of dark chocolate. The cocoa in chocolate contains methylxanthines, stimulants that increase your body's sensitivity -- ensuring that your skin registers even the slightest touch or movement against it.

Chocolate also contains phenylethylamine, a chemical that can give you a slight natural high. "For many people, the feeling is similar to the sensations you experience when you first fall in love," says Ward.
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craigxb · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:52 pm Post subject:

i need to go buy some blueberries.
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Shrekster · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:42 pm Post subject:

katchkillah · Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:19 am Post subject:

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She
wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at
a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll
luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots
the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in
hand.

Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly
toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of
effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were
several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips
the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "This
one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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katchkillah · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:20 am Post subject:

FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL.DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET!!

FIRST, DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN

SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.

It's CRAZY how accurate this is!

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-8

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3

4) Then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator)

5 ) You'll get a 2 digit number.....

6 ) Add the digits together

Now Scroll down

.................
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katchkillah · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:20 am Post subject:

With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Albert Einstein

2. Abraham Lincoln

3. George Washington

4. Winston Churchill

5. Bill Gates

6. Indira Gandhi

7. Mother Teresa

8. Babe Ruth

9. Darrin Mekaru

10. John F. Kennedy

I know, I just have that effect on people. One day, you too, can be like me. ) Believe it!

P.S. Stop picking different numbers!

I AM YOUR HERO, JUST DEAL WITH IT!

(NOW CLICK "FORWARD", PUT YOUR NAME IN NO. 9 AND SEND IT ON!!)
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drewsxb · Joined: 13 Mar 2009 Posts: 76 Location: Honolulu

^^ thats pretty sick, i tried so many times with different numbers and no matter what it comes out to 9!!! lol

katchkillah · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:34 pm Post subject:

The Playboy Poll in September...
What is the most exotic place you had sex?
in the outdoors 38%
in the back of a car 17%
in a public building 11%
in the office 13%
in the butt 8%
on camera 5%
in a canoe 4%
on a plane 4%
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katchkillah · Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:50 pm Post subject:

Odd stat of the month: According to the 2003 vatican yearbook of the 295 reported sigthings of Jesus or the Virgin Mary in various forms or various objects in the 20th century, 11 were deemed "genuine".

1.3 million is the estimated number of people whose primary or secondary source of income is selling items on ebay.

Men look into the eyes of women they find attractive for an average of 8.2 seconds, compared with 4.5 seconds with those they don't. women behave the same regardless of attraction.

Since 9/11 and the arrest of shoe bomber richard reid, the u.s. government has used the patriot act to convict more then 200 airline passengers of terrorism, mostly for disruptive behavior such as using profanity or being intoxicated.

The approximate number of weapons the u.s. military didn't "maintain reliable records" on or "lost track of" during the war in Afghanistan: 222,000.

36DD is on track this year to replace 36D as the most popular size bra maker Wacoal America sells.

45% of Galmour.com visitors claim they have a stronger sex drive than their guys do.

64% of the 117 million online gamers in the u.s. are female.

Marilyn Monroe wore two pairs of underwear in the famous skirt blowing scene in the seven year itch because of the lighting gawkers swore they could still see through them.
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craigxb · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:50 pm Post subject:

STRANGE FACTS.
Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969!

In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!

There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!

Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!

Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!

Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!

The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!

One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year!

The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!

Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!

The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!

A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile!

The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day!

A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!

A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!

It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States!

It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!

Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada!
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craigxb · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:52 pm Post subject:

The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows!

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing!

One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!

Porcupines float in water!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!

The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!

The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins!

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!

........1..2..3...you know the drill...........

.......now wasn't that fun...back to the facts........

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur!

Cat urine glows under a black-light!

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist!

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland!

A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average!
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times!

Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks!

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove!

Hummingbirds can weigh less than a penny!!

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee!

The Earth weighs around 6,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons (5,940 billion billion metric tons)!

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!

It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas!

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!

The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska!

you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!

Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!

The state of Florida is bigger than England!

There are more than one million animal species on Earth!

In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits

It was once against the law to have a pet dog in a city in Iceland!

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!
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katchkillah · Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:47 pm Post subject:

Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
and although they try their best to avoid them,
the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day,
the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,
not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months
without stepping on any ducks,
but
one day St.Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a
duck.
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