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A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder
On Michael Jackson’s Death…
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Deep stuff eh?
I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . .... ....”
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| Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:49 am Post subject: |
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A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
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katchkillah
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| Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:58 am Post subject: |
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my boobs are bigger then yours?!?!!? 
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lemme see dem TIT-TAYS! haha! 
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i gotta go rent that movie now. lol.
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On a recent trip into town I observed a very peculiar thing
happening via two city workers. One would dig a hole, walk
a few yards, dig another hole, and then walk a few more
yards... you get the point.
The second man would come behind the first man and fill the
hole that had just been dug, walk a few yards, fill the next
hole, and so on. These actions quite puzzled me.
Furthermore, these two men were working very hard! One
digging a hole, the other filling it up again.
Finally I couldn't hold my confusion in any longer-I had to
find out what they were doing. "I appreciate how hard you're
working," I said to the first man, "But why are you digging
a hole when your partner comes behind you and just
fills it up again?"
"Oh yeah, I guess it must look pretty funny," the hole digger
replied, taking a break to wipe the sweat off his forehead.
"But the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
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Ole and Sven were fishing in the Michigan opener when
Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches,
he asked Ole for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'
he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
' Vell,' replied Ole,
'I got it from my Genie.'
'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my
tackle box,' says Ole.
'Could I see him?'
Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Sven asks the Genie for
a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks,
Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy,
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
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Gender Slam
Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door... which do you let in first? A - The dog of course, at least he'll shut up once he's inside!
Q - What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells? A - Pregnant
Q - What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence? A - Divorced
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Saw this on AOL and wanted to share lol
Top 10 foods for better sex LOL
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Eggs
The benefit: Be a less excitable boy.
It's your third date with the J.Lo look-alike from the Laundromat, and the anxiety's high. Will she come back to your place for the spin cycle? To calm your nerves, not to mention other body parts when you hit the bedroom, try taking things easy -- or over easy, with a plateful of eggs on the morning of your big date. Scrambled, poached, or hard-boiled, eggs are a good source of B vitamins, a key nutrient for keeping your sex drive roaring and your mind stress-free.
"Whenever you're feeling anxious, jittery, or stressed out, B vitamins are the first thing your body runs out of," says Paul Lachance, Ph.D., director of the Nutraceutical Institute at Rutgers University. Keep your levels high and your body will laugh at stress, helping you stay calmer in the bedroom and reducing your risk of performance anxiety and premature ejaculation.
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#2 .
Celery
The benefit: Stop stalking, start seducing.
It's stringy and tastes like crunchy water, but celery is the swizzle stick that can stir up your sex life. Every stalk of the stuff is packed with androstenone and androstenol, two pheromones that can help you attract women the way trailer parks attract tornadoes. (Don't worry, these steroids are different from the steroid androstenedione.)
"When you chew a stalk of celery, you release androstenone and androstenol odor molecules into your mouth. They then travel up the back of your throat to your nose," says Alan Hirsch, M.D., author of Scentsational Sex. "Once there, the pheromones boost your arousal, turning you on and causing your body to send off scents and signals that make you more desirable to women."
Try it next time you're in a bar. Grab the celery from your brother-in-law's Bloody Mary and munch away. "The pheromones take effect immediately, so you should notice the women around you paying more attention to you right away," says Dr. Hirsch.
And if you strike out? "Celery is a low-calorie, high-fiber food, so you can eat as much as you want and not regret it later," says Ward.
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#3
Vanilla Ice Cream
The benefit: Bowl her over with your endurance.
When it comes to sex, ice cream is endurance food: It has high levels of calcium and phosphorus, two minerals that build your muscles' energy reserves and boost your libido. All that calcium (200 milligrams in the typical bowl) can also make your orgasms more powerful, since the muscles that control ejaculation need calcium in order to spasm and contract properly, says Sarah Brewer, M.B., author of "Increase Your Sex Drive".
Just choose vanilla over Cherry Garcia. A study conducted at Chicago's Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation found that when men smell the scent of vanilla, it relaxes them, reducing anxiety and inhibitions. (Break out the Incredible Hulk costume!)
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#4.
Brazil Nuts
The benefit: Shape up your swimmers.
Cigarette smoke, air pollution, and other toxins in the air can damage your sperm, altering the DNA inside your cells and possibly increasing your child's risk of birth defects. Your best bet for fighting these pollutants? Call in the Brazilians. Brazil nuts are a top source of selenium, a vitamin that helps keep sperm cells healthy while also helping the little buggers swim faster. When researchers in the United Kingdom had men with fertility problems increase their selenium intake, the men produced hardier, more viable sperm cells.
"Brazil nuts are also a good source of vitamin E, an antioxidant that helps protect sperm cells against free-radical damage," says Keith Ayoob, R.D., a spokesman for the American Dietetic Association.
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#5.
Liver
The benefit: Boost your sperm count when it counts.
It doesn't sound sexy, but ounce for ounce there are few better sources of fertility-boosting vitamin A than liver. Studies show that men who get plenty of A each day have higher sperm counts and perform better sexually than men who don't. "When your body's low on A, your sperm production goes down dramatically," says Lachance.
Liver is also an excellent source of zinc. Your body expels 5 milligrams of zinc -- a third of your daily requirement -- every time you ejaculate, so a single amorous weekend could leave your body's zinc reserves running on empty.
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#6.
Peaches
The benefit: Really shake her tree.
Oranges get the good press as a vitamin C source, but frozen peaches are the keener choice. And that's important if you're looking to add some deductions to your 1040. "Men who don't take in enough vitamin C produce lower-quality sperm," says Althea Zanecosky, R.D., a nutritionist in Philadelphia.
University of Texas researchers found that men who consumed at least 200 milligrams of vitamin C a day had higher sperm counts than men who took in less. Vitamin C also keeps your sperm from clumping, so your boys have a better chance of reaching her egg, says Marc Goldstein, M.D., director of the Cornell Center for Male Reproductive Medicine.
Keep a bag of frozen peach slices -- they have more C than fresh ones do -- in your freezer to dump in smoothies or add to your morning cereal. A single cup of the fruit has more than twice your daily vitamin C requirement.
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